Talk Like a Pirate on the dash

Sorry I have not been posting or making very much of the rounds. Work is driving me nuts the last few weeks with unpredictable hours and just insanity in general.

Speaking of driving me nuts ... Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I am sure everyone has heard this joke but lets just toss it in here before I have to dash off.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got your ship's wheel stuck in your pantaloons?"

"Aye," says the pirate, "that thing be drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"

I will try and pop in from time to time but the next two weeks are going to be a real challenge.