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The other day I was minding my own business and totally did not realize what was happening. It actually started many, many month ago. I remember it well.
I thought it would be nice to be able to make some salsa and other things. That meant I would have to chop up a bunch of ingredients. I had been thinking about getting a small easy to clean electric chopper to do such chores. I did some research which I normally do and decided to get a 3 cup Kitchen-Aid chopper.
I thought it would be nice to be able to make some salsa and other things. That meant I would have to chop up a bunch of ingredients. I had been thinking about getting a small easy to clean electric chopper to do such chores. I did some research which I normally do and decided to get a 3 cup Kitchen-Aid chopper.
You will notice I opted for the red version of the small appliance. I love red. If you check my wardrobe you will see a ton of red things. As a matter of fact I stopped buying things in red because, by now, I probably would have nothing but red clothing… well except for underwear.
So that was OK, no problems yet. But it was what happened over the weekend that concerned me. I was working some marathon hours at work and I thought it would be nice to bring something in for the other people that were working as many or even more hours than I was. Day one I brought in some junk food and a cake as it was the boss's birthday. Now day two I thought it would be nice to bring something in that was a little healthier. I got together several vegetables and made a veggie tray complete with dip. One of the vegetables was several cucumbers. Now I needed to peal these cucumbers and I have been tired of the old peeler I bought probably almost 19 years ago so I thought a newer, nicer one was in order.
I made a trip out and looked around. What I saw was a Kitchen-Aid peeler. Why do I need a name brand peeler for heaven sakes? In the end I did go with the peeler and, of course it is red too.
That is when it hit me. I am slowly, ever so slowly, being snuck up on by a hoard of red Kitchen-Aid tools. What is next? A Whisk, an Ice Cream Scoop, a Can Opener, an Electric Can Opener, a Coffee Grinder, a Toaster, a Blender or maybe the ultimate, a Kitchen-Aid® Professional 600™ Series 6-Quart Bowl Lift Stand Mixer, all red of course. Help, I am being over run by Kitchen-Aid. Help Me. Of course if that is the worst of my worried than I am doing A-OK.
i am very much hoping to acquire a kitchen aid mixer...
Wouldn't that be nice Lime. The one I mentioned was top of the line for home use. I could settle for the 5 quart lesser model any day. It would be nice. Maybe some day.
But, Bryan, think how neat your kitchen décor will be with all of the appliances and utensils being the same shade of read.
` I like Kitchen Aid mixers!!
` You could, of course, get something blue just to screw up the Kitchen Aid chi (because we all know that's common sense).
` Oh, and by the way, you can borrow my frozen nipples anytime. Especially if you're trapped in a phone booth and need to cut your way out.
Personally, I collect the blue tools. Red looks nice though :)
Nick that would be great but one problem. My kitchen floor is white with some light shade of blue in it and I will not even get started with the awful greenish colored counters. Time for a total kitchen makeover. Of course I do not know where the money is coming from. :(
But S e e quine, I worry about messing with chi. Is that anything like messing with karma. Yikes. I will rest easy now knowing you and your frozen nipples are available to get me out of a jam.
Tsduff, blue is probably much more practical and it even goes with my kitchen floor. I like blue too especially cobalt blue but red is my fave.
I hope you're left handed Bryan cause that's a left handed peeler.lol
tc
TC, it is? How can you tell? I used it a couple of times and it seemed to work fine and I am right handed. Are you just pulling my paw?
Of course that is a stock photo rather than a picture of the actual one I got but...
Bryan red is a great color for kitchen appliances!
They don't show the blood when we cut ourselves!
Screw Kitcen-aid.
Go for the red underwear.
You know Bryan, they DO make red underwear...LMAO
;o)
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