Help the Squirrels are Attacking

This morning when I sat down to peek in on peoples blogs and catch up I had an audience. Now it was not right away. It was not until I opened my container of cashews pieces that I bought yesterday. It has been a while so I thought I would indulge myself. No sooner did I open the container then I had an audience.

Now it is not uncommon to see squirrels where I live. But so far this winter they have been playing in the trees but not visiting my deck or my window very often.

When I first saw him I said “don’t you think you are getting any of my nuts” and he ran off. I think it was a him. How can you tell? Do I have to ask him to spread his legs? Will I get in trouble if it is an underage squirrel?




Anyway it was not long and I saw him again even more determined than before. I swear I am going to horde my nuts so he can not have any. I am sorry, working near a peanut shop downtown I know what squirrels are like. They pretend like they are after one nut but no, their goal is to separate you from your bag of nuts as quickly as they can. And you ladies watch out. I have seen more than one squirrel climb pantyhose or nylons to get what they were after.

If you do not hear from me after a few days could you please send someone looking for me. I bet the squirrels did me in and probably have me stashed somewhere for the winter.




Oh by the way, in the process of putting this post together I found this cute little site. If you have a few moments to kill for something silly, how about visiting this page.