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I have been doing a little research about vibrating pants after a few comments in the prior post. I have decided that it is just to risky to manufacture these at this time. Here is why...
A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life. But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.
The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales. Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing. They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
The above article does bring up one question, at least to me. It says that the paramedics removed her knickers. Why did they do that? Moving on ...
I also found a poem that was about this very event. It was rather amusing. The poem came to 56 words. Interesting on the eve of 55 Flash Fiction Friday and all. Here is a link to that poem.
After reading this two items I think it best that production of the vibrating pants be stopped before someone gets hurt.
A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life. But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.
The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales. Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing. They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
The above article does bring up one question, at least to me. It says that the paramedics removed her knickers. Why did they do that? Moving on ...
I also found a poem that was about this very event. It was rather amusing. The poem came to 56 words. Interesting on the eve of 55 Flash Fiction Friday and all. Here is a link to that poem.
After reading this two items I think it best that production of the vibrating pants be stopped before someone gets hurt.
Posted by barman at 3:08 AM::
Oh, these women who can't handle their vibrating pants are making a bad name for the rest of us!
Please do not stop production, Barman.
I implore you!
Saw this in our paper, but loved the poem. Remember Barman this is but one woman, so get that conveyor belt going.
Saw this in our paper, but loved the poem. Remember Barman this is but one woman, so get that conveyor belt going.
Saw this in our paper, but loved the poem. Remember Barman this is but one woman, so get that conveyor belt going.
Don't know what happened there, sorry, maybe it was the start of the conveyor belt.
yo uabsolutely may not halt production. i agree with queenie. we just need responsible use of the vibrating panties.
Sounds like we need A WARNING LABLE is all. Now to come up with a properly worded label. This should be fun.
I agree with the ladies Bryan!
I want black leatherette vibrating pants!!!
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