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This was passed to me by email. Since I need to get caught up with things I thought I would share this with you while I am busy. I hope you enjoy it. Of course most of you whiper snappers are much younger than this but...
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get in to heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember where you read this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print forYour convenience
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get in to heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember where you read this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print forYour convenience
Posted by barman at 10:16 AM::
I've got 3 years to go and I'm already in that stage of my life....LMAO
;o)
Ah yes so true. Now where did I put my glasses?
These could apply to me as well and I'm not yet the big 4-0.
Cute!
Jillie, that just means retirement is closer is all. Whoo Hooo!
Gab I have them (reading glasses) scattered all over the place. I have a pair at my computer, a pair at my bed side, a pair at work and a pair in my camera bag. I have them coming out of the wood works.
Sign, if that applies to you in any way then they wrote this way to generic. You're just a youngin'.
So I only have fourteen years left to fulfill that kidnapping fantasy, I guess.
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