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Oh my gosh, what happened to me. Last think I knew I was over Crabby's meeting up with her, Milky, and Tumble. There was something mentioned about protesting some sort of Ostrich Man. I remember we all headed off some where and next thing I know I am cuming to inside of this cell. What did I do?I used my one call to get online on the Internet, something they were none to happy about I must tell you. I checked out Crabby's sit to see what happened. Oh no, I do not understand. And why won't anyone answer my eMail? Help me. Don't just leave me here to rot. Please help me. Maybe Manny will come save me. Help Me.
Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man! --Star Trek: The Next Generation
Posted by barman at 6:20 PM::
What did you do?
I don't know. Check the link over to Crabby's.
seen it. you have a nice butt.
I like the rugged bad boy look. You wear it well.
Why thank you. I knew there was a bad boy in there somewhere.
I'm here, Barman, have no fear.
lemme count my moola.
50, 55, 68. I have 68 cents. I want to get my friend outa jail.
HEY! YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
ok. I'm going. I'm going.
I hear you can get a small DQ cone for that Crabby. Crabby ... and I don't even know Tumble. Looks like I am going to be here for a while.
Don't worry man- me and a few of the boys
will bust you out. Jails no place for a
hero like you.
Not a moment to soon. I have been digging away at the cinder block all afternoon and all I have to show for it is three terribly bent spoons.
Where is my TNT? Hey you stop that thats not a candle oh oh no um sorry barman but they just used it all up for a cake that must be passing mars by now. Cute butt BTW! lol
I no, I am never going to get out of here...
barman, keep up faith.
Start praying.
It looks like we have to organice some money first to bail you out.
Crabby has 68cents, I have 23cents.
Keep behaving in there so the bail wont be too bad.
Keep on praying!
OK OK I'll bust open my water jug for of change. You are so going to have to give me something for this. Don't worry I'll be gentle.
I have a couple of credit cards with a zero balance. Do they take checks? I can write a check!
No body knows the trouble I have seen. No body know the sorrow...
That is a little scary isn't it Denny. So far no Olga.
Mone I had some change too but they took it away. Oh no!
Manny, that just might do it. I will keep my fingers crossed. Somehow I am worried about what comes next.
Stand tall man!!!
If you drop anything, just leave it on the floor.
Between you and Denny now I am all worried.
I AM ON MY WAY!!!!
Has help cum for ya yet? No? Aww so sorry hun. Let me see what I have in change to help.....um hold on a sec...looking....um I have a worthers candy...a stck of gum...and 6 cents. here I'll leave you the gum so you can have fresh breath for whom ever that is over there staring at you like your a nice big piece of........
Ummmm, people. For what it is worth... I did manage to smuggle some JELLO SHOTS in here with me! Doesn't anyone want to spring me? Anyone?
ruh oh. I don't like the way that wino's eyes lit up when Barman bent down to retrieve the jello shots.
(whispering throught the jail house window bars so as not to be man-handled by the fuzz again) "Pssssst! Barman. pssssssssssst. barman! BARMAN! WATCH OUT FOR YOUR SIT-UPON. FACT, SIT UPON YOUR SIT-UPON. LIKE NOW, DUDE!"
Ah, crap. here come the coppers again.
"Leggo o'me. Leggo, I say! I'm a respected citizen in this town.
What? Oh. Sorry."
Crabby looks down at her ruffled belly in shame. Apparently, she really does have po on her shoes.
Ok Barman I made this cake just for you. Its a sheet cake for a reason. Make sure you use your fork when "digging" eating it. Beware the sharp edges. Now listen I heard that Crabby is parked around the corner with a car waiting. when you "eat" your cake keep low. and RUN! to the car waiting around the corner. climb into the back and stay down low in the seat. Give Crabby the secret password.....now sweetheart now
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