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I thought we could use a joke ... well at least I know I can. So here is something I received today.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there
is freedom, in Water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,(E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer or
(tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink Water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information :
it is my duty as a public service advocate and also because of my deep
concern for your health.
"The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that there is a limit to Genius"
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there
is freedom, in Water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,(E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer or
(tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
drink Water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information :
it is my duty as a public service advocate and also because of my deep
concern for your health.
"The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that there is a limit to Genius"
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
Posted by barman at 9:35 AM::
well im sure the same goes for diet cokes, so Im still safe, right?
You know, we need some dirt and other organic stuff in our bodies....so probably this isnt a big deal!
But, it does bring make good 55 fodder....
reminds me of what my FIL used to say about water.....'do you KNOW what fish do in water?'
thanks for this important PSA ;)
Hehe! I'm so not drinking any more water. Thanks for this info, B!
That is so funny Bryan!
I love it!
I only drink distilled water, and mostly diet coke!
Oh ok I admit to an occasional Corona......
I'm convinced.
-J
I like the way you think Barman =)
Awww, thanks for looking out for us! This is why we love you, Bryan. :)
--snow
LOL...great analogy.
LMAO, thanx! How's work going for you? And.....Tony is taking EXCELLENT care of me.
Perhaps I should search for the key to my wine cabinet?
Im screwed.
Remember water goes into beer.lol
tc
Susie you are so safe but wait, don't they add water to diet cokes... You are so right about what the body needs. I mean people can stop eating all forms of fat but that would be a bad thing as we need fat to survive.
Lime, now I will never drink my water. Oh dear.
Sign I know, sounds kind of bad. I think that joke was brought to us by the distillers.
Little Wing, very safe indeed. Distilled means that had to boil it, yes? I think you are doing fine. I have the Corona chilling, can I interest you in one...?
Morgetron that was easy to do. Most people are not a huge fan of water anyway.
JsTzznU, hey there welcome. It does seem to be a pretty good idea. I mean especially in those areas in drought. I think we need to start a movement going. Meet you down at the local pub for happy hour?
Hey Snow, lest I can do. Sometimes you just need to get the word out.
Tony, I rather liked it myself.
Lori, work is so strange. I hope in a week or two it settles back down. Oh please, please, please. I just knew that old horn dog would do that. No more accidents, OK?
Nick, you have yours locked up? I guess Alex must be a lush. Yep, time to get the key out.
Lady R, your not screwed unless ... never mind. There is always distilled water. I hope your meds are being kind to you.
Top Cat, I know... I was thinking that. But you know all those people that were drinking Strohs were drinking Detroit river water and survived so it can't be all that bad.
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